👉 Almond-leaved! Imagine how you would feel if someone suddenly told you they were talking about you all day long without you even realizing it!
Here's a joke that could make your face turn white: Imagine being at the grocery store, and there’s this amazing almond-leafed baguette on the shelf. You look up to see an elderly lady who has just given birth, her baby wrapped in an old blanket and dressed in a tiny, red dress. You ask, "Do you want some?" And she looks surprised as if you're trying to tell her that she's being silly. "I'm just kidding," you say. "I was just trying to make a funny joke." "But why is this almond-leafed baguette so special?" "Well, it's kind of like saying I'm not your best friend, but you really need me!"
